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NEW YEAR SMS

Wishing you a fabulous 2007

Wishing you a fabulous 2007 with full of great achievements and experiences.A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I wish u a Happy New Year 2007

Something can be left undoneSome words can be left unsaidSome feelings can be left unexpressedBut someone like you can never be left.I wish u a Happy New Year 2007.

Wishing u a happy new year

12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,So wishing u a “Happy New Year”.

More Fun

Teacher: Why are you late?

Manu: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher: No, that's wrong

Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Manu: Me!



Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

Manu: Brotherly love.



Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Manu:
No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Manu: A teacher

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india fun and jokes

indian jokes

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai


2) Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.


• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.



• Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.



• Gabbar: Kitne admi they?Sambha: Sardar 2Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata haiGabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do